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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Jesus eat m&ms? they keep falling through. If you aren't offended. Swap out black Jesus and skittles. Happy Easter."

"As I stood under the running water in the shower I couldn't help but think of those poor, thirsty kids in Africa. It made me cum faster."

"Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor... And the guy behind the counter says ""what flavor would you like?"" Michael say ""It doesn't fucking matter, I'm gonna drop it anyways"""

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"

"Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door..."

"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."

"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"

"Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."