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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a cheating chicken? Cuck."
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"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."
"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"
"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."
"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."
"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*"
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."