201718
Joke of the Day
"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"
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"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up."
"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."
"What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? Getting head"
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"
"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."
"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."
"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."