201718
Joke of the Day
"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"
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"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"
"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."
"[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression"
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."
"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."
"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""