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Joke of the Day
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."
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"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."
"How do people in Iowa get elections? By watching corn!"
"Do you file your nails? I throw mine away. -Dean Martin"
"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."
"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."