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Joke of the Day
"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."
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"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""
"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"90s kids won't get this . . . Social Security benefits."
"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"[Poor Taste] What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
"do you sell wasps? a man goes into a pet shop and asks ""how much are your wasps"" the pet shop owner replies ""we don't sell any wasps"" ""what about the one in the window"""
"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."
"Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ? He wanted to go down on history."