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Joke of the Day

"What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov? I'm putin' that guy to sleep"

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"I say we give them 1 more day and if they can't come to an agreement then we initiate the 1st U.S. Hunger Games."

"Jokes What is Mario's favorite fruit"

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"The first rule of Running Late Club is get stuck behind a Prius."

"A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."

"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."

"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""

"How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nein"