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Joke of the Day
"I like my lovers like I like my golf score Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing."
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"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"
"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS"
"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"
"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."
"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"