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Joke of the Day

"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."

"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."

"If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? Missile toe."

"No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying"

"Their seems like their are a lot of unfinished jokes going around... Gotcha"

".one-liner here lately i.ve been feeling a void in my life; it.s probably nothing..."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."

"How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's."

"So I developed a new biological weapon the other day... But then another mad scientist called me out, saying he developed the exact same thing a week before. He sued me for plaugeirizing."

"Me and a buddy went to an amputee party It was crawling with pussy."