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Joke of the Day

"Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? The property taxes were gastronomical."

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"

"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed"

"When I blow myself up in a streetside cafe I expect 72 fleshlights in heaven."

"*Looks left* *Looks right* *Crosses road* *Gets run over by chicken*"

"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"

"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"

"my wife usually fills up our car with gas *she farts a lot*"

"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"

"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"