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Joke of the Day

"Women who say, ""Awwww..."" after everything they hear are quite possibly the most annoying assholes on the planet."

"I really hate stoners... They are so blunt about everything."

"Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*"

"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."

"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"

"A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to strangers."

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."

"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."

"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"

"Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom."