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Joke of the Day

"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"Don't worry about the grass on the other side. It's not your grass."

"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."

"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."

"All new Hell's Kitchen tonight. Going to get into the spirit by hanging out in the kitchen and scream at my wife while she cooks dinner."

"Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold."

"The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign."