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Joke of the Day
"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""
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"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."
"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"
"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."
"The scariest Halloween costume this year will be 'sexy' Kim Davis... Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath."
"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""
"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"
"I went to a Mechanic when my car started making these awful noises but it just turned out to be Nickelback playing on the radio."
"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."
"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."