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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."

"Yes or no question On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?"

"Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU Me: wow your hands are so soft Murderer: omg really Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use"

"[NSFW] If abortion is a kill..... If abortion is a kill then jerking off is a massacre"

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"How do you console someone with bad Grammar Skills ? There, Their, They're."

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky? He's on route."