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Joke of the Day
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
Next Joke
"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."
"Where does the Empire buy their robes? The Darth Mall!"
"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."
"What's a black person of the United States called? A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist?"
"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."
"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "
"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."
"Couple claiming Virginity: Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well? Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???"
"No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They're all use to Klingons."