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Joke of the Day
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
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"I think I might go gold mining today... Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax."
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."
"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."
"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."
"I could never run for a political office I'm too out of shape. I could, however, waddle for a political office"
"Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question."
"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""
"How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."