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Joke of the Day

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."

"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."

"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"

"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"

"My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life."

"Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!"

"The worst analogy ever is like pudding."

"Let's find some common ground so I can tell you my fucking life story."

"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."

"""Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?"" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea"