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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."
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"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."
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"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""can I get you a drink"" to which Descartes replies, ""I think not"" and *poof* Descartes disappears."
"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."
"What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife? Me love you wrong time."
"I was having sex with a hot girl yesterday and she kept yelling someone else's name. Do you know anybody by the name of ""rape""?"
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"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."