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Joke of the Day

"How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM?"

"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."

"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."

"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"

"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"