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Joke of the Day

"In a group friends when you laugh you will always look at the person you like the most... Thats why I always sit next to a mirror."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"

"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"

"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"

"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"

"Where does poor spaghetti live? The spaghetto"

"Ops mom Wait... shit."

"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"

"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"