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Joke of the Day

"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."

"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""

"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."

"I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'"

"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."

"""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better."""