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Joke of the Day
"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."
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"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"
"I've feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers."
"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."
"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."
"Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long? Because it said, Concentrate."
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby. Me: Ridiculous! O: The pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary."