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Joke of the Day
"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."
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"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
"What is the worst joke in philosophy? One that kant be repeated."
"I had to use a rotary phone to try to get concert tickets so don't you tell me Ticket Master online is taking too long"
"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""
"Reddit is like a fridge... You know there's nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are sitting at a bar... I know because Reddit reposted it and it made the front page."
"Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station."