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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."

"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"

"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."

"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up. You're like, ""SHHH!"" And he's all, ""STRANGER! DANGER!"