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Joke of the Day

"Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook."

"What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian? The cauc."

"What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!"

"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."

"My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running"

"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."

"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"

"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"

"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."

"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"