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Joke of the Day

"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."

"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"

"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"

"How is a vagina like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them!"

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B"

"I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger"

"It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat... Their names are Pots and Pans."