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Joke of the Day
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
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"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."
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"Went to a zoo that only had one dog It was a ShitZoo"
"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."
"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"
"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."
"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles"