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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
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"For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes Excellent condition. $ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything."
"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."
"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"
"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."
"There's no 72 virgins, guess where terrorists actually go when they die? *explosion* EVERYWHERE!"
"So I told my girlfriend... ""Hey, wanna try anal?"" She lost her shit on me."
"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Lucie introduced me to the phrase ""peanut butter and jealous"" and I can never go back to what I so blindly called a ""life"" before"
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"