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Joke of the Day

"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."

"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""

"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."

"[battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that"

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"

"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."

"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"

"If the election were held today, a lot of people would be like, ""I thought the election was on November 6th."""

"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"