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Joke of the Day
"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"
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"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."
"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."
"Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart."
"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."
"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."
"[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much"
"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"