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Joke of the Day

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."

"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"

"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."

"""I'm so self-conscious"" ""I'm a very private person"" ""I'm the shyest person I know"" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram"

"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"

"What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile"

"Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work."

"Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea? Because they have no Seoul."

"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."