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Joke of the Day

"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."

"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."

"I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'"

"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"

"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""

"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."

"I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!"

"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"

"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""

"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"