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Joke of the Day

"I always like to tell fart jokes about myself I call it self defecating humour"

"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day..."

"There were 2 cows in a field and one says ""mooo"" and the other says... ""I was going to say that"""

"Sometimes when I go to a buffet... I tip myself."

"I know I'll be a great chef some day... it's just a matter of thyme."

"Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush..."

"Son asked me what an 'erection' was & somehow I referenced Pinocchio. So I either cured him of lying or launched his career as a politician."

"I'm going to save my resolution for 2015, I think I want to be an asshole for another year."

"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"