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Joke of the Day

"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."

"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Why do teenage girls not like filing papers? They just don't believe in labels."

"In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library. Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library. -Conan Monologue June 12, 2014"

"Laziness is a dish best served delivered."

"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"

"The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled."

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"To impress a woman in the workplace, ignore her body and compliment her IDEAS. Example: Sharon it was a great idea to wear that tight skirt"

"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"