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Joke of the Day
"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
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"DONT SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR EXAMINING YOUR FLAWS. QUIT IT. THEY ARENT REALLY THERE. ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. BE CONFIDENT IN WHO YOU ARE!!!"
"I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come... ...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets. #ferguson"
"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"To the raisin I just beat to death with my shoe.. Eww! I thought you were a spider. Eww! Someone's bringing raisins in my house."
"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
"A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one? American."