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Joke of the Day
"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !"
"Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers."
"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"
"What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato"
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13."
"Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral"
"My grandfather got new pants the other day. I asked him how they fit... He said ""Like a cheap castle."" Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, ""No ball room."""
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country."
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."