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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? A thief in the knight"
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"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
"What's a Muslims favourite place to eat? Allahu Snackbar"
"I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop."
"So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old"""
"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."
"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."
"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."
"How do you make your dick look bigger? Take a picture of it in a 5 year old's hand"