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Joke of the Day
"What's a Muslims favourite place to eat? Allahu Snackbar"
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"Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him."
"So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds."
"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"
"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."
"Finally got around to shaving my crotch after a few years. Its nice to see my knees again."
"""Hey can you take our picture?"" ME: yea sure *takes picture* ME: wait sorry, The Flash was turned on THE FLASH: *blushing in the background*"
"List of the best jokes on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3x7nqa/list_of_the_best_jokes_on_this_sub/"
"I need constant reassurance, right?"