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Joke of the Day

"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."

"I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money."

"How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM?"

"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."

"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line"

"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"

"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on a dating website That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around"""

"Why was Hitler so obsessed about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million Jews waiting for him in hell."