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"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."
"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""
"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""
"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"
"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."
"If the free sample lady at the grocery store isn't handing out something I want I don't even acknowledge her as a human being."
"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."
"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"
"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."