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Joke of the Day

"What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow."

"What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !"

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong."

"Who's got two thumbs and might be doing this police lineup wrong?"

"How many more times will I watch ""A Walk To Remember"" tonight? As Mandy Moore times as I want to."

"The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers."

"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"

"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."

"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."