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Joke of the Day
"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"
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"i don't need a ""previously on..."" ive been watching this show for 9 hours straight"
"What do you call dirt? Dirty."
"Bouncer: Woah. Dress code Me: This is a suit B: Yeah, a chicken suit. *puts nugget in bouncer's pocket *pats it M: We good? B: Have fun, sir"
"(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?"
"Condescending Joke You"
"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""
"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."
"The men who fought in the Revolutionary War were very brave. They would take turns standing there shooting at each other... ...and that takes balls."