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Joke of the Day
"I have way less energy than your average haunted doll."
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"Why do aspirins work? Because they're white."
"My god said a man while staring at his computer All these jokes are bogus"
"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."
"Why all Tickle me Elmo dolls are male. They all get two test tickles before they leave the factory."
"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"
"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"
"Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill."
"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""
"I was fired my first day on the job as a food vendor at the ballpark. A man ordered a corn dog from me. He was not pleased when I returned from the pet store 20 minutes later with his new husky."