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Joke of the Day
"I got robbed by a magician Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear."
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"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"
"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."
"Not to brag, but I was voted ""Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal"" by everyone who has ever met me."
"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"
"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"
"What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket."
"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"