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Joke of the Day
"How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill two and a half men."
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"Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, ""I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-334"". The second one says, ""Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated""."
"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."
"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."
"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."
"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"
"This is how you do an April Fools joke ... [deleted]"
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"
"My girlfriend hates when I say ""I've got a surprise for you... in my pants."", then I unzip my pants and a squirrel jumps out and bites her."
"As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones. -Daft Limmy"