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"How to make Holy Water.. You boil the hell out of it."
"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common ""enemy""."
"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
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"What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin' Skywalker."
"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."
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"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""