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Joke of the Day
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"
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"I need ideas for April fools day pranks to play on my SO"
"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"
"My wife has threatened to leave me if I don't give up my obsession with horoscopes. It's too late, it already Taurus apart."
"What do you call snacks served at a brothel? whore d'oeuvres"
"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"
"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"
"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."
"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"
"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."