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Joke of the Day
"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"
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"Last words of an electrician... ... ""the fuck dis cable?"""
"Want to Read a Bad Joke? A bad joke."
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"I invented a new word the other day. Plagiarism."
"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip."