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Joke of the Day

"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"

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"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police? A small medium at large."
"Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory."