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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."

"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."

"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn."

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"

"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"

"A black man and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. What hits the ground first? The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose."

"I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday. Probably awaiting sentencing."