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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone."

"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."

"My boss asked if I accomplished my years resolution Nope, I'm still working here"

"When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever."

"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."