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Joke of the Day

"Why did they skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"

"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"

"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."

"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."

"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"A man walks into a bar. Ouch."