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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."

"Cannibals don't drink coffee. They have a cup of Joe instead."

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."

"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."

"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"

"I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants."

"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"

"I usually tell self-deprecating jokes But I'm not very good at it"

"How fast do lesbians have sex? Lickety-split."