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Joke of the Day

"Sign: ""No alcohol past this point."" Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now."

"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""

"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"

"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""

"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."

"""Never go to bed angry"" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting"

"Why is Trump never on top? Because he always fucks up."

"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."

"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"

"why did the chicken cross the road it didn't."