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Joke of the Day

"What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!"

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."

"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"

"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "

"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup."

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage... He said I have to take the rest of her too"

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."